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Sterling Threads

Alienated

Alienated

Regular price $33.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $33.99 USD
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Impulse buy? Absolutely. Regret? Never. This tee is a one-week-only masterpiece built to confuse your grandma, impress strangers, and leave you looking like you know something they don’t. You’ve got 168 hours — after that, it's history.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
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